Last week, right after my sister got her wisdom tooth pulled, I drove to the dentist's office to pick her up. I drove past the office by accident and had to pull around. As I made a U-turn, I saw someone waddling toward me, someone who was holding something to her face. She got a bit too close and I thought to myself:
"What is that retarded Hispanic girl doing? I she trying to get run over by me?"
After I did the U-turn, I saw the same girl turn around and waddle toward me and I realized that the retarded Hispanic girl was my sister.
Her face was so swollen that I didn't recognize her.
Later, during the car ride, she asked me if I had seen the movie, Babel and I said no, was it good?
She said:
"It wath a two-and-a-half hour ethplorathion into the depths of human mithery."