For years Peter has gone back and forth on whether he wants a Blackberry. He always gets whatever the Verizon store has for free or for very cheap, just because he couldn't stomach spending $500 on a cell phone, especially when you know they're just giving them away for free in Japan. Every single person from Japan comes over here and is like, "Oh, you mean your cell phones don't come with 5000 megapixel cameras and 2000 Gigs of memory? And you have to pay for them?"
Fine, but they have to pay $2 to play a video game and $50 for a peach, not to mention their $500 melons.
Last week, Peter finally got his very own Blackberry and he LOVES it. Every few hours, he would play around with his Blackberry, turn to me, smile and say, "Have I told you that I LOVE this thing?"
At around the thousandth time he said this, I said to him:
"I KNOW. Did you know that for the past few days, you have told me you love your Blackberry more than you have said you love me?"
He looked at me and blinked several times and said:
"You just made me feel AWFUL...But I do LOVE this Blackberry."
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