andrew: how you doing? when's the surprise "party"?
Me: the 10th! Guess what? EVERYBODY is coming!
andrew: wow. the Wicked Witch of Long Island too?
Me: yes, wicked witch is coming with her wickedlings
andrew: u know what would be the BEST SURPRISE EVER?
Me: if we didn't show up and didn't tell them?
andrew: if you and Peter weren't HOME! "like this, like this!"
Me: actually, now that there's so many people, we're not all going to fit! my suggestion was to disinvite people-- we're going to have to go to a restaurant and spend endless amounts of money!
andrew: wow!
Me: well, that's fine--although I'm glad that everyone's coming since it's for her, I'm not looking forward to dealing with these people--what WHAT WHAT was I THINKING!!!!!
andrew: wow, so generous!
Me: Although my parents ARE SO PROUD OF ME and I feel a little guilty because they think I'm a better person than I am--I ONLY invited these people thinking they weren't going to come! Some of these people didn't even go to their own father's funeral!
Suffice it to say, the SURPRISE! Is on US!
andrew: haha
THE BIG FUNNY!
u said u have a sizeable backyard? why not rent a tent and hold a circus with these freaks?
Me: I'm a little stressed out that everyone is coming! JERKS! And Peter's nephew--the one who DID NOT GIVE US A GIFT for our wedding EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A GROOMSMAN and we bought HIM a groomsman gift is bringing his girlfriend--and I'm sure, showing up empty-handed.
andrew: to be mentally prepared for thsi u really have to be prepared for the WORST absolute WORST that can happen
just imagine everyone screaming and fighting, and crying and storming out
Me: Them BEING there is already the worst (peter said that)
andrew: and being majorly ungrateful - then u'll be ready for anything!
Me: I'm a little worried that they're going to order up a storm knowing that it's on our dime
andrew: you could set a prix fix menu
tater tots for all!
Me: I know, but the local restaurant here is being a bit unflexible about that...I'm looking around
Peter wants it to be nice--I was thinking PIZZA PARTY!
andrew: MMMM PIZZAAAAAA
Me: my parents think they raised a wonderful daughter and now I'm a bit ashamed of how annoyed I am that they are all coming--- Can you come? I NEED THE SUPPORT!! Plus, it may be the only time you'll get to meet them.
There are going to be more of his family members there than at our wedding...
andrew: is that an incentive?
Me: and definitely more than my bridal shower because...no one came to that.
andrew: I'll be in Boston that weekend
Me: my sister is going to be there--and my mom might also.
andrew: u want more support than Peter and Jenny?
Me: I need the ROCK OF GIBRALTAR-sized support
andrew:well, i'll think about it
Me: My friend Marisol was going to come, but she can't because she's taking stupid weekend classes at YALE
andrew: watch it rain and nobody show
Me: YES!! If only!!
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