This Is the Way I Should Look

I was talking with my friend Marisol the other day and she told me that a friend of hers was set up with a police officer. So, I guess, you're thinking, a police officer? He must be a pretty fit guy. I mean, he needs to know how to chase bad guys down the street... like we see... on television... which is... oh yeah... fictional..

This police officer was HUGE! 

And her friend was all, "Uhm. I don't date huge."

Apparently, the guy really liked what HE saw. He told her, "You look really great for your age."

"No," she said. "This is the way I should look."

In other words. This is what we should look like at this age. YOU look TERRIBLE.