Peter: I don't know.
Me: What do you mean, you don't know? That's all your mom talks about for weeks before everybody gets here.
Peter: Well, I try not to pay attention to her. Anyway, why do you need to know?
Me: Because I want to know. So I can prepare myself.
Peter: I have no idea who is coming.
Me: Really. You have absolutely no idea. I find that hard to believe. I think you just don't want to tell me. That's fine. Because when I don't make enough cupcakes, you can tell your niece and nephew that they don't get any because their Uncle Peter told his wife that they weren't going to be there.
Peter: Oh. They're going to be there.
Me: Then you have an idea of who's going to be there?
Peter: I might.
Me: PETER!!
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