Thursday, April 09, 2009

MY David Letterman

Tonight Julia Roberts was on David Letterman and Peter said to me, "I guess she must really like him and that's why she's always so flirty with him. Even though he must be about twenty years older than her."

"I could see myself being flirty with Jon Stewart. I guess he would be my David Letterman," I said. 

"Uh. No.... Jon Stewart's not THAT old."

"Well, then who would be MY David Letterman?"

"David Letterman."

Why is it that I'm so much younger in MY MIND than I am in REALITY?

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