Water Main Break Courtesy of The Mt. Kisco Library...Again

This morning, while I was brushing copious amounts of dog hair from the Husky, Peter calls me into the hallway and says, "Why is our washing machine hissing at me?"

Worried, I told him to turn it on and see if it stops. He quickly touches some knobs and takes his hands away without turning the machine on.

I asked him, "Do you even know HOW to turn on the washing machine?"

"No," he said. "I guess I don't."

"So all those times you offered to do laundry, you didn't even know how to turn on the machine?"